Let’s talk about Malabar Majlis, shall we?
Tucked away in the heart of Al Gharrafa, it’s the kind of place Google Maps looks at and says, “Are you sure about this?” It’s not the kind of restaurant with gold-plated chairs or a 45-page menu curated by a chef who studied in Paris and now charges 65 QAR for a dosa. No, no. Malabar Majlis is raw. Real. A little rugged. And unapologetically bachelor-coded.
And honestly? That’s exactly what makes it awesome.
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Poll 1:
Welcome to the Whiteboard Era 📋
Forget fancy menus. At Malabar Majlis, the daily menu is a humble whiteboard, written in marker that’s fighting for its last breath. No QR codes, no laminated pages with fake garnishes printed on them. What’s available? That day’s BBQ chicken, fish fry, or whatever the chef felt like making after checking what was left in the fridge.
And somehow, that randomness? It works.
Poll 2:
Consistency? Let’s Talk About It. 🤷♂️
Now, here’s where things get cute. Unlike the giant chains that serve you the exact same boring curry every single time, Malabar Majlis is more… let’s say… unpredictable. Some days, the food is a love letter to your taste buds. Other days, it’s a strongly worded text message.
But even with the rollercoaster ride of consistency, the food slaps.
Poll 3:
Bachelor Central – Bring Your Appetite, Not Your Family
Let’s address the elephant in the room: this is not your candlelight dinner spot. If you walk in with your family, there’s a good chance you’ll be the only ones with kids and aunties. It’s a hardcore bachelor den – think rolled-up sleeves, messy hair, and serious faces devouring plates like rent depends on it.
No AC dining lounge, no themed lighting. Just tables, chairs, food, and a silent understanding that this is for the boys.
Poll 4:
Chicken 65 – Fresh, Fiery, Fantastic
Now let’s get to the main event: the freshly made Chicken 65.
This is not your average deep-red, overly food-colored disaster. No sir. This one is made fresh, served hot, and comes with enough punch to make your taste buds do a standing ovation. Crispy outside, juicy inside, spiced just right. The kind of dish you want to gatekeep, but can’t because you’re drooling while talking about it.
Poll 5:
Also Try: The Beef Varattiyathu
If you’re into deeply flavored beef dry fry, this one is a must. Cooked in traditional Kerala style, with coconut slivers, curry leaves, black pepper, and mystery spices passed down through whispers. It’s the kind of dish that makes you go quiet mid-conversation — because your mouth’s too full and your soul is busy ascending.
Poll 6:
Delivery: The Real MVP
Let’s be honest: most of us aren’t running into Malabar Majlis in person. We’re ordering in. They deliver around Al Gharrafa, and that’s really where they shine. Skip the awkward dine-in and just get that Chicken 65 sent straight to your door while you sit in your pajamas and binge-watch something terrible.
Poll 7:
Size Doesn’t Matter (Well… Sometimes It Does)
The restaurant is tiny. Like, “blink and miss it” tiny. Don’t expect valet parking or even a clearly visible signboard. You’ll find more space in your car’s glove compartment. But they don’t care about size – because what they lack in square footage, they make up in flavor density.
Poll 8:
Bonus: The Gravy That Deserves a Peace Treaty 🍛
Oh, and let’s not forget the gravy. It’s the kind of rich, coconut-infused magic potion that you pour over your rice and immediately feel like writing poetry. It’s good. Really good.
But here’s the thing: don’t—I repeat, don’t—fight them over extra gravy. This isn’t that viral news incident from Kerala where someone allegedly threw hands over a tablespoon of chicken curry. We love the gravy, yes, but let’s keep it peaceful, people. Ask nicely, maybe wink, and if they say no… just order more food. Problem solved.
Poll 9:
Final Thoughts:
If you’re after fancy plating and marble floors — this isn’t for you. But if you crave bold spices, crispy chicken, honest beef fry, and food that doesn’t apologize for being messy and delicious, then Malabar Majlis is calling your name.
Just don’t bring your in-laws.
Poll 10:
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